QB


Sam Darnold

2025 Season Stats

QB Overall: 13th QB PPG: 27th

Total Pts: 249        Pts/Game: 15

Height: 6ft 3in Weight: 225lbs

Age this season: 29 Drafted: 1.03

Dynasty Value: Late 2nd rnd pick

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Advice: SELL - So, what’s on the docket for Sam Darnold in 2026? Well, after leading the Seahawks to a Super Bowl victory and finally shaking the "bust" label that followed him for years, he’ll spend his offseason trying to figure out how to top the greatest redemption arc since Robert Downey Jr. He’ll likely show up to training camp looking relaxed, maybe a little richer, and probably still pinching himself that he’s not holding a clipboard in Carolina. The Seahawks will try to run it back, the NFC West will be gunning for them, and Darnold will spend 2026 doing the one thing he never could before: preparing for a season as the unquestioned franchise guy, with nothing to prove and everything to defend.

RB


Zach Charbonet

2025 Season Stats

RB Overall: 24th RB PPG: 27th

Total Pts: 181        Pts/Game: 11

Height: 5ft 10in Weight: 214lbs

Age this season: 25 Drafted: 2.21

Dynasty Value: Late 2nd rnd pick

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Advice: SELL - As Zach Charbonnet preps for 2026, he’ll be doing the NFL equivalent of crutching into work hoping nobody notices you’re still on the payroll. He’ll spend the first half of the season rehabbing that torn ACL, watching Kenneth Walker III soak up all the glory, and counting the days until his contract year officially kicks in. Expect him to return around November, immediately score a touchdown, and spend the rest of the year reminding everyone that “running back by committee” is just a fancy way of saying “two guys fighting over the same french fry.”

WR


Jaxon Smith-Njigba

2025 Season Stats

WR Overall: 2nd WR PPG: 2nd

Total Pts: 360        Pts/Game: 21

Height: 6ft 0in Weight: 197lbs

Age this season: 24 Drafted: 1.20

Dynasty Value: 3X 1st round picks

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Advice: SELL - After leading the NFL in everything except maybe punt returns, Jaxon Smith-Njigba will enter 2026 with every defensive coordinator circling his name like they're playing fantasy football against their ex. He'll still put up huge numbers, but he'll also develop a sudden, intimate relationship with double coverage and safety help. Expect 1,400 yards, eight touchdowns, and at least three press conferences where he politely explains that "yes, they triple-teamed me, but Sam had to throw somewhere."

WR


Cooper Kupp

2025 Season Stats

WR Overall: 53rd WR PPG: 67th

Total Pts: 117        Pts/Game: 7.3

Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 205lbs

Age this season: 33 Drafted: 3.05

Dynasty Value: Late 3rd rnd pick

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Advice: SELL - Cooper Kupp heads into 2026 as the Seahawks' resident wise elder, which in NFL terms means he spends half his game checks on cryotherapy and the other half explaining to JSN what life was like before streaming. After a season spent bonding with the training staff like they're his college roommates, Kupp will aim to actually finish a game—preferably one that counts. He'll still be Sam Darnold's favorite safety blanket on third down, racking up 600 yards and reminding everyone that he once won a triple crown in a past life. Expect at least one vintage Kupp game where he goes for 120 yards and a score, followed by three weeks on the injury report with something vague like "veteran presence."

WR


Tory Horton

2025 Season Stats

WR Overall: 96th WR PPG: 60th

Total Pts: 65        Pts/Game: 8.1

Height: 6ft 2in Weight: 196lbs

Age this season: 23 Drafted: 5.28

Dynasty Value: 3rd rnd draft pick

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Advice: HOLD - Tory Horton enters 2026 as the Seahawks' human highlight reel who's been stuck on pause. After flashing five touchdowns in just six games before his shin said "nah, I'm good," he'll spend the offseason doing rehab exercises and explaining to teammates that yes, he really did return a punt 95 yards last year—no, it wasn't a dream. The good news is Seattle's receiver room is suddenly crowded like a Tokyo subway, so Horton can take his time getting right. Expect him to return around midseason, immediately catch a 40-yard bomb, and spend the rest of the year reminding everyone that the "steal of the draft" label was actually accurate—he just needed an extra year to prove it.

TE


AJ Barner

2025 Season Stats

TE Overall: 14th TE PPG: 22nd

Total Pts: 147        Pts/Game: 8.7

Height: 6ft 6in Weight: 251lbs

Age this season: 24 Drafted: 4.21

Dynasty Value: Late 2nd rnd pick

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       TE 23       

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Advice: SELL - AJ Barner heads into 2026 as the NFL's premier "oh right, that guy" tight end—the human equivalent of finding fries at the bottom of the bag. After sneaking in four touchdowns plus a Super Bowl score, he'll spend another season being wide open because every defense is busy double-teaming JSN. Expect 30 catches, five more scores, and at least three fantasy football managers screaming "WHO THE HELL IS AJ BARNER?!" into the void.