QB


Lamar Jackson

2025 Season Stats

QB Overall: 20th QB PPG: 16th

Total Pts: 222        Pts/Game: 17

Height: 6ft 2in Weight: 215lbs

Age this season: 28 Drafted: 1.32

Dynasty Value: 2X 1st round picks

Fantasy Jokers 

       QB 5      

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Advice: BUY/HOLD - Looking ahead to 2026, the plan is for Lamar to stay healthy enough to remind everyone why he's the highest-paid player in football, hopefully by playing a full season instead of just collecting paychecks while wearing a stylish sweatshirt on the sideline. After a 2025 season where he rushed for a career-low 349 yards (on 67 attempts, which is basically Derrick Henry's Tuesday afternoon) , the goal is to stop being a human question mark and start being the unanimous MVP we all forgot he was. Expect him to silence the critics by throwing for 4,000 yards... or by rushing for 1,000 while casually eating popcorn and watching the AFC North implode around him.

RB


Derrick Henry

2025 Season Stats

RB Overall: 8th RB PPG: 8th

Total Pts: 279        Pts/Game: 16

Height: 6ft 3in Weight: 247lbs

Age this season: 31 Drafted: 2.14

Dynasty Value: Late 1st round pick

Fantasy Jokers 

       RB 10      

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         RB 9        


Advice: SELL - the plan is for the King to continue defying Father Time, Father Gravity, and any defensive back foolish enough to stand in the hole he's about to run through. After a 2025 season where he rumbled for 1,595 yards and 16 touchdowns (including that absurd 216-yard, 4-touchdown masterpiece against Green Bay that single-handedly won fantasy championships), the goal is simple: keep feeding him until he either breaks the all-time rushing record or just breaks the spirit of every tackler in the AFC North. Expect the same menacing stare, the same horse-collar grip on the Ravens' red-zone offense, and the same confused expression when coaches try to take him out on third down—because "load management" is just what happens to the poor soul trying to tackle him.

RB


Justice Hill

2025 Season Stats

RB Overall: 60th RB PPG: 56th

Total Pts: 65        Pts/Game: 6.5

Height: 5ft 10in Weight: 197lbs

Age this season: 27 Drafted: 4.11

Dynasty Value: 4th rnd draft pick

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Advice: SELL - Justice Hill enters the season as the Ravens' official "guy who is definitely on the team but nobody agrees on how many touches he deserves," having signed a two-year extension that suggests Baltimore remembers he exists. After a 2025 season spent nursing a neck injury while watching Derrick Henry trample souls, Hill's goal is to stay healthy enough to remind everyone why he once ripped off a 71-yard touchdown—preferably without needing a neck brace the following week. Expect him to handle third-down duties, return kicks, and occasionally break off a big play that makes fans scream "USE HIM MORE!" right before he vanishes for three weeks like a magic act.

WR


Zay Flowers

2025 Season Stats

WR Overall: 7th WR PPG: 12th

Total Pts: 243        Pts/Game: 14

Height: 5ft 9in Weight: 182lbs

Age this season: 25 Drafted: 1.22

Dynasty Value: Mid 1st round pick

Fantasy Jokers 

       WR 16        

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        WR 20       


Advice: HOLD - Zay Flowers enters the season as the Ravens' undisputed WR1 and the primary beneficiary of Lamar Jackson's "throw it in Zay's general direction and pray" philosophy, which worked beautifully for 1,200 yards and five touchdowns in 2025. After a year spent deleting social media after bad games and bringing 40 family members to Florida away games like he's touring with a small circus, the goal is simple: keep stacking those 100-yard performances while maybe, just maybe, holding onto the ball in crucial moments instead of treating it like a hot potato. Expect him to celebrate his second straight Pro Bowl by politely cashing that $28 million option check, buying his girlfriend something expensive, and reminding the AFC North that small, shifty receivers from Fort Lauderdale can absolutely terrorize grown men in December.

WR


Rashod Bateman

2025 Season Stats

WR Overall: 103rd WR PPG: 107th

Total Pts: 55        Pts/Game: 4.3

Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 197lbs

Age this season: 26 Drafted: 1.27

Dynasty Value: Late 3rd rnd pick

Fantasy Jokers 

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Advice: HOLD - Rashod Bateman enters the season as the Ravens' highest-paid decoy, having mastered the art of getting $12 million annually to run crisp routes that never result in the ball actually reaching his hands. After a 2025 season where he followed up a 9-touchdown campaign with a 224-yard encore that made everyone wonder if that Instagram hacker was just trying to warn us, the goal is simple: remember how to catch before the front office finally takes the Cowboys up on that trade offer. Expect him to post cryptic quotes about trusting the process while the Ravens quietly draft his replacement in April.

TE


Mark Andrews

2025 Season Stats

TE Overall: 7th TE PPG: 6th

Total Pts: 185        Pts/Game: 12

Height: 6ft 5in Weight: 247lbs

Age this season: 30 Drafted: 3.22

Dynasty Value: Late 2nd rnd pick

Fantasy Jokers 

       TE 19       

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         TE 18       


Advice: HOLD - Mark Andrews enters the season as the league's happiest decoy, having secured a $39 million extension despite posting numbers that would make a backup tight end blush. After a 2025 season spent mostly run-blocking and occasionally reminding everyone he exists with five touchdowns and that glorious 35-yard "tush push" run, the goal is simple: enjoy the money, break more records, and catch three passes for 22 yards and a score while Zay Flowers does the heavy lifting. Because in 2026, Andrews has mastered getting paid like a superstar while producing like a role player.