QB
C.J. Stroud
Fantasy Jokers
QB 26
Current ADP
QB 17
2025 Season Stats
QB Overall: 21st QB PPG: 23rd
Total Pts: 216 Pts/Game: 15
Height: 6ft 3in Weight: 218lbs
Age this season: 24 Drafted: 1.02
Dynasty Value: 2nd round pick
Advice: HOLD- C.J. Stroud's ADP makes zero sense. QB 23 in PPG in 2025 has shown exactly who he is. A static, pocket passer who is average at best despite some strong offensive weapons around him. We have little to no interest in drafting him or starting him in fantasy leagues moving forward.
RB
David Montgomery
2025 Season Stats
RB Overall: 27th RB PPG: 35th
Total Pts: 167 Pts/Game: 9.8
Height: 5ft 11in Weight: 224lbs
Age this season: 29 Drafted: 3.09
Dynasty Value: Late 2nd rnd pick
Fantasy Jokers
RB 24
Current ADP
RB 28
Advice: SELL- Sell David Montgomery’s 2026 offseason hype in all dynasty formats! In redraft he is projected as a starting RB… just. His remains extremely touchdown dependent for fantasy, however the good We wouldn’t rule out the possibility that Woody Marks eats much more into Montgomery’s workload than everyone is expecting.
RB
Woody Marks
2025 Season Stats
RB Overall: 29th RB PPG: 36th
Total Pts: 151 Pts/Game: 9.4
Height: 5ft 10in Weight: 208lbs
Age this season: 25 Drafted: 4.14
Dynasty Value: 2X 3rd round picks
Fantasy Jokers
RB 41
Current ADP
RB 37
Advice: HOLD- Woody Marks' didn’t do a lot wrong in 2025 but also didn’t do enough right to keep his job. The good news is that Houston spent on an RB that is past his prime. Marks still has an important role in the offense and should be safe as the team held onto Dameon Pierce for 2 years too long.
WR
Nico Collins
2025 Season Stats
WR Overall: 8th WR PPG: 10th
Total Pts: 226 Pts/Game: 15
Height: 6ft 4in Weight: 222lbs
Age this season: 27 Drafted: 3.25
Dynasty Value: 2X 1st round picks
Fantasy Jokers
WR 8
Current ADP
WR 11
Advice: HOLD - We have finally come to the realization that Nico Collins is an absolutely fantastic WR in the NFL. Our only one wish this winter is "please, just once, stay on the field" The guy has posted three straight 1,000-yard seasons but has never played a full 17 games, missing 19 total in his career like he's collecting them as a hobby . The good news? He's got a shiny new $72 million contract and remains C.J. Stroud's unquestioned WR1, which is fancy talk for "Stroud throws him the ball even when he's triple-covered" . The bad news? The Texans' offense ranked 23rd last year, and there were games where Collins seemed to vanish like Houdini . So in 2026, either Collins finally plays a full season and enters the elite WR conversation, or we're all still wondering what could've been while he sits out Week 12 with a mysterious hammy .
WR
Jayden Higgins
2025 Season Stats
WR Overall: 47th WR PPG: 64th
Total Pts: 130 Pts/Game: 7.6
Height: 6ft 4in Weight: 215lbs
Age this season: 23 Drafted: 2.02
Dynasty Value: Early 2nd rnd pick
Fantasy Jokers
WR 50
Current ADP
WR 44
Advice: HOLD - Jayden Higgins is basically the rookie who waited until the second half to realize he was actually good — he caught six touchdowns down the stretch and finished with just one dropped pass all season . The good news? Christian Kirk is expected to leave in free agency, leaving Higgins as the clear No. 2 option behind Nico Collins . The bad news? The Texans' offense ranked 23rd and the offensive line might get C.J. Stroud killed before he can actually throw Higgins the ball . So in 2026, either Higgins becomes the 1,000-yard breakout guy, or we're all still waiting while Tank Dell returns and steals his targets .
WR
Tank Dell
2025 Season Stats
WR Overall: - - WR PPG: - -
Total Pts: 0 Pts/Game: 0.0
Height: 5ft 10in Weight: 165lbs
Age this season: 26 Drafted: 3.06
Dynasty Value: Late 3rd rnd pick
Fantasy Jokers
WR 83
Current ADP
WR 86
Advice: HOLD - Tank Dell's outlook is basically "please let me play football again" — he missed all of last season after his knee destroyed itself in four different ways at once back in 2024 . The good news? He's declared "I'm back" and "feeling good," and even tried to make a late playoff push like a golden retriever asking to play fetch with a torn ACL . The bad news? The receiver room is now crowded with Nico Collins, Jayden Higgins, and Christian Kirk, meaning Dell might have to fight for targets while proving his knee won't explode . So in 2026, either Dell returns as the slot demon we remember, or he becomes the guy we wistfully sigh about while watching Higgins catch touchdowns .
TE
Dalton Schultz
2025 Season Stats
TE Overall: 10th TE PPG: 13th
Total Pts: 177 Pts/Game: 10
Height: 6ft 5in Weight: 242lbs
Age this season: 30 Drafted: 2.10
Dynasty Value: Late 2nd rnd pick
Fantasy Jokers
TE 21
Current ADP
TE 27
Advice: HOLD - Dalton Schultz's outlook is basically "old reliable with an expiration date" — he just set career highs with 82 catches and quietly finished as a top-12 tight end yet again . The good news? He's still C.J. Stroud's security blanket and the Texans are reportedly considering extending him . The bad news? He's entering the final year of his deal and the Texans are openly window-shopping for a "game-changing" tight end in the draft like they're browsing for a younger model . So in 2026, either Schultz keeps being Mr. Consistency, or he spends the season looking over his shoulder at some rookie they drafted to eventually replace him .
TE
Marlin Klein
Fantasy Jokers
TE - -
Current ADP
TE - -
Advice: HOLD - The Texans shocked everyone by grabbing Marlon Klein at pick 59 — a 6'6" German athletic freak with 4.61 speed and a 9.04 RAS, despite just 24 catches in college. He's TE2 behind Dalton Schultz, but Schultz is 29 with an injury history (calf issues, 82% chance to miss time). So Klein is one Schultz tweak away from being a seam threat for C.J. Stroud. Dynasty gold if you're patient. Redraft dart throw who might pay off by November. Don't expect much before Halloween.
Height: 6ft 6in Weight: 250lbs
Age this season: 23 Drafted: 2.27
Dynasty Value: 3rd round pick