QB
Tua Tagovailoa
Fantasy Jokers
QB 28
Current ADP
QB 47
2025 Season Stats
QB Overall: 25th QB PPG: 34th
Total Pts: 176 Pts/Game: 12
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 225lbs
Age this season: 28 Drafted: 1.05
Dynasty Value: 3rd round pick
Advice: HOLD - Tua Tagovailoa is heading to Atlanta for $1.3 million after the Dolphins ate a $99 million dead cap hit. The NFL's most expensive "we're done watching this" moment. He was benched for throwing 15 interceptions in 2025, but now Michael Penix Jr. has a torn ACL, so Tua might actually start Week 1 by default. Best case? He magically rediscovers his 2023 magic and throws dimes to Drake London. Worst case? He takes one hit, remembers his entire medical history, and retreats to a dark room while Falcons fans weep. Either way, for $1.3 million, he's basically a rental and you get what you pay for.
QB
Michael Penix
Advice: SELL SELL SELL - Michael Penix Jr. is currently rehabbing his third ACL tear (his knees are held together with duct tape and prayers), and the Falcons just signed Tua Tagovailoa for $1.3 million to compete with him. This is like hiring a temp the day before your big presentation. Were not affraid to say it, Tua is going to win that starting job. Veterans know how to win QB competitions in camp. Penix could not see the field for the Falcons ever again if Tua can use the top assets he has in Atlanta.
2025 Season Stats
QB Overall: 33rd QB PPG: 31st
Total Pts: 123 Pts/Game: 14
Height: 6ft 2in Weight: 220lbs
Age this season: 26 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: Late 1st round pick
Fantasy Jokers
QB 34
Current ADP
QB 18
RB
Bijan Robinson
Fantasy Jokers
RB 1
Current ADP
RB 1
2025 Season Stats
RB Overall: 3nd RB PPG: 2nd
Total Pts: 371 Pts/Game: 22
Height: 5ft 11in Weight: 215lbs
Age this season: 24 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: 3 1st Round Picks
Advice: HOLD- Bijan Robinson is coming off a ridiculous 2,298 scrimmage yard, first-team All-Pro season and just had his fifth year option picked up, but now Chris Simms is telling him to skip OTAs until he gets paid. The Falcons won’t let Bijan sit out without a deal so this should get all sorted by draft time for Bijan to go 1st overall in fantasy drafts. Just make sure you choose the right B. Robinson that plays RB for Atlanta…
RB
Brian Robinson Jr
2025 Season Stats
RB Overall: 63rd RB PPG: 82nd
Total Pts: 63 Pts/Game: 3.7
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 225lbs
Age this season: 27 Drafted: 3.34
Dynasty Value: Late 3rd round
Fantasy Jokers
RB 53
Current ADP
RB 60
Advice: SELL- Brian Robinson Jr. is now the Falcons' $2.5 million backup after a 2025 season where he got 92 whole carries in San Francisco, because playing behind Christian McCaffrey is like being the understudy for someone who refuses to get sick. Robinson will get all of the snaps behind Bijan but this feels like a sequel to his movie script last season. Ready-to-roll II. Honestly if were on the clock and Brian Robinson Jr is our best available RB left on the board, we will probably take another position.
WR
Drake London
2025 Season Stats
WR Overall: 19th WR PPG: 8th
Total Pts: 202 Pts/Game: 17
Height: 6ft 4in Weight: 213lbs
Age this season: 25 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: 2X Early 1st picks
Fantasy Jokers
WR 7
Current ADP
WR 8
Advice: HOLD - Drake London is heading into 2026 on his $16.8 million fifth-year option while the Falcons pretend an extension is coming "soon." He put up 68/919/7 in just 12 games before a knee injury, so on a per-game basis, he was a monster. There are problems however. 1. The Falcons need to pay Bijan too and they will prioritize him over London so let’s hope Drake doesn’t get too antsy waiting to get paid. 2. His quarterbacks are Tua Tagovailoa (a $1.3 million rental) and Michael Penix (knees made of toothpicks) are not good enough to get London to his ceiling. 3. Being the only WR in town means immense target share, which results in injury.
WR
Jahan Dotson
Advice: BUY - Jahan Dotson just got $15 million over two years from the Falcons, which is great news for a guy who put up 18 catches for 262 yards last season while being the fifth option behind A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, and probably the water boy. He's supposed to replace Darnell Mooney as the "run fast in a straight line" guy, with Steve Smith Sr. predicting 43 catches for 800 yards. Were not that bold, but there’s a very slight chance that he becomes something rosterable in dynasty leagues again. Taking Dotson in a redraft draft is bolder than Helvetica font.
Height: 6ft 11in Weight: 182lbs
Age this season: 26 Drafted: 1.16
Dynasty Value: Late 4th round pick
Fantasy Jokers
WR 79
Current ADP
WR 114
WR
Zachariah Branch
Advice: HOLD - The Falcons snagged Zachariah Branch in Round 3 despite his pre-draft arrest for blocking a sidewalk ($39 bail. Cheaper than a parking ticket but absolutely hilariously ridiculous). The 4.35 40 speed slot demon racked up YAC but weighs 177 pounds soaking wet and sits behind Drake London, Jahan Dotson, and Olamide Zaccheaus. His 2026 outlook? One electric 70-yard jet sweep touchdown, then two catches for 11 yards over the next month.
Height: 5ft 10in Weight: 177lbs
Age this season: 22 Drafted: 3.15
Dynasty Value: 3rd round pick
Fantasy Jokers
WR - -
Current ADP
WR - -
TE
Kyle Pitts
Fantasy Jokers
TE 5
Current ADP
TE 8
2025 Season Stats
TE Overall: 2nd TE PPG: 5th
Total Pts: 211 Pts/Game: 12
Height: 6ft 6in Weight: 250lbs
Age this season: 25 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: Mid 1st round pick
Advice: BUY - Kyle Pitts just got slapped with the $15 million franchise tag after finally having a decent year (88/928/5) that only took five seasons to happen. Were not sure what’s funnier, the world overhyping Pitts as TE8 year after year when he had done very little to deserve it…OR still ranking him with the EXACT SAME ADP after he explodes finally. Were switching sides to Pitts now being a value as honestly he should be able to repat something similar if they continue to utilize him.