QB
Tua Tagovailoa
2025 Season Stats
QB Overall: 25th QB PPG: 34th
Total Pts: 176 Pts/Game: 12
Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 225lbs
Age this season: 28 Drafted: 1.05
Dynasty Value: 3rd round pick
Fantasy Jokers
QB - -
Current ADP
QB - -
Advice: BUY/HOLD - Tua Tagovailoa is heading to Atlanta for $1.3 million after the Dolphins ate a $99 million dead cap hit—the NFL's most expensive "we're done watching this" moment. He was benched for throwing 15 interceptions in 2025, but now Michael Penix Jr. has a torn ACL, so Tua might actually start Week 1 by default. Best case? He magically rediscovers his 2023 magic and throws dimes to Drake London. Worst case? He takes one hit, remembers his entire medical history, and retreats to a dark room while Falcons fans weep. Either way, for $1.3 million, he's basically a rental—and you get what you pay for.
QB
Michael Penix
2025 Season Stats
QB Overall: 33rd QB PPG: 31st
Total Pts: 123 Pts/Game: 14
Height: 6ft 2in Weight: 220lbs
Age this season: 26 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: Late 1st round pick
Fantasy Jokers
QB 21
Current ADP
QB 27
Advice: BUY/HOLD - Michael Penix Jr. is currently rehabbing his third ACL tear (his knees are held together with duct tape and prayers), and the Falcons just signed Tua Tagovailoa for $1.3 million to compete with him—which is like hiring a temp the day before your big presentation. Best case? He's ready by camp, wins the job, and stays upright for all 17 games (lol). Worst case? Tua looks decent, Penix starts the season on PUP, and by October everyone's already mock-drafting Arch Manning. Either way, his knees have more mileage than your 2012 Honda Civic—and that's not a compliment.
RB
Bijan Robinson
2025 Season Stats
RB Overall: 3nd RB PPG: 2nd
Total Pts: 371 Pts/Game: 22
Height: 5ft 11in Weight: 215lbs
Age this season: 24 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: 3 1st Round Picks
Fantasy Jokers
RB 1
Current ADP
RB 1
Advice: SELL- Bijan Robinson is coming off a ridiculous 2,298 scrimmage-yard, first-team All-Pro season and just had his fifth-year option picked up, but now Chris Simms is telling him to skip OTAs until he gets paid—because apparently $11.3 million in 2027 isn't enough for a guy who made 2,300 yards look like a warmup. Best case? He signs a record extension, stays healthy, and repeats as fantasy's RB1 overall. Worst case? He holds out, Brian Robinson Jr. vultures his touchdowns, and Bijan spends September in a hoodie watching from the sideline while his agent argues over a few million. Either way, he's the best player on a team with Tua Tagovailoa and Michael Penix's knees—so he might as well enjoy the spotlight while it lasts.
RB
Brian Robinson Jr
Fantasy Jokers
RB 25
2025 Season Stats
RB Overall: 15th RB PPG: 17th
Total Pts: 229 Pts/Game: 14
Height: 5ft 9in Weight: 215lbs
Age this season: 27 Drafted: 2.03
Dynasty Value: Late 2nd round
Current ADP
RB 23
Advice: BUY- Brian Robinson Jr. is now the Falcons' $2.5 million backup after a 2025 season where he got 92 whole carries in San Francisco—because playing behind Christian McCaffrey is like being the understudy for someone who refuses to get sick. Best case? Kevin Stefanski uses him as a goal-line vulture and he steals 6 touchdowns from Bijan while fantasy owners cry. Worst case? Bijan stays healthy, Brian gets 50 carries all year, and Falcons fans spend September asking "Wait, which Robinson is this again?" Either way, he's the B. Robinson you pick up on waivers, not the one you draft—and everyone knows it.
WR
Drake London
2025 Season Stats
WR Overall: 19th WR PPG: 8th
Total Pts: 202 Pts/Game: 17
Height: 6ft 4in Weight: 213lbs
Age this season: 25 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: 2X Early 1st picks
Fantasy Jokers
WR 5
Current ADP
WR 7
Advice: HOLD - Drake London is heading into 2026 on his $16.8 million fifth-year option while the Falcons pretend an extension is coming "soon." He put up 68/919/7 in just 12 games before a knee injury—so on a per-game basis, he was a monster. The problem? His quarterbacks are Tua Tagovailoa (a $1.3 million rental) and Michael Penix (knees made of toothpicks). Best case? He stays healthy, signs a $30M extension, and proves he's a true WR1. Worst case? Tua throws wobblers, Penix never plays, and London finishes with 50 catches while screaming at the sideline. Either way, he's one of the best things about this offense—which is like being the smartest kid in summer school.
WR
Jahan Dotson
Fantasy Jokers
WR 5
2025 Season Stats
WR Overall: - - WR PPG: - -
Total Pts: - - Pts/Game: - -
Height: 6ft 11in Weight: 182lbs
Age this season: 26 Drafted: 1.16
Dynasty Value: Late 4th round pick
Current ADP
WR 7
Advice: SELL - Jahan Dotson just got $15 million over two years from the Falcons, which is great news for a guy who put up 18 catches for 262 yards last season while being the fifth option behind A.J. Brown, DeVonta Smith, and probably the water boy. He's supposed to replace Darnell Mooney as the "run fast in a straight line" guy, with Steve Smith Sr. predicting 43 catches for 800 yards—which would be a career resurrection. Best case? Tua or Penix (whoever's standing) actually finds him deep. Worst case? He continues being invisible and Falcons fans spend Sundays asking "Wait, we signed WHO?" Either way, $15 million for a guy who's been WR3 since birth is certainly a choice—and Atlanta made it.
TE
Kyle Pitts
Fantasy Jokers
TE 5
Current ADP
TE 9
2025 Season Stats
TE Overall: 2nd TE PPG: 5th
Total Pts: 211 Pts/Game: 12
Height: 6ft 6in Weight: 250lbs
Age this season: 25 Drafted: 1.08
Dynasty Value: Mid 1st round pick
Advice: HOLD - Kyle Pitts just got slapped with the $15 million franchise tag after finally having a decent year (88/928/5) that only took five seasons to happen. The Falcons say they "didn't want him to hit the open market," which is front office for "we've invested too much to admit defeat." Best case? Kevin Stefanski's tight-end-happy offense feeds him 120 targets and he becomes the unicorn we all dreamed about in 2021. Worst case? He disappears whenever Drake London is healthy, Tua throws wobblers, and Pitts spends his $15 million wondering why he's still in Atlanta. Either way, he's been "almost there" for half a decade—and at some point, "almost" just means "isn't."